Heylo, BBs and happy Sunday! I hope you all had a good day celebrating the commercial Mother’s Day with your moms or mom-figures, whether that be in person or paying their grave a visit. And no, I didn’t forget today’s entry: I had spent nearly every day looking for a video editing program for my last recorded video, which I could not upload because Windows Movie Maker decided to give me the middle finger.

So I had to download and uninstall a plethora of video editing software and holy shit, that was a pain. And when I FINALLY found the right video editing software, I had to learn how to work it. So with that all being done, I can finally present this week’s The Raised Eyebrow, courtesy of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Yep, Kentucky Fried Chicken.

If you haven’t heard of it, Kentucky Fried Chicken is releasing nail polish. Yep, nail polish. But that’s not all: living up to its motto, “Finger-Lickin’ Good!” KFC’s nail polish is also going to be edible. As in you can eat that stuff off your finger nails.

Let that sink in for a moment.

According to BuzzFeed, the nail polish is going to have only one flavor and people can vote for either the Original Recipe or Hot and Spicy flavor. And it’s the point of a KFC campaign in Hong Kong. I guess business ain’t doing so hot in that particular city that someone suggested that they take an extreme route to prove how hardcore they are about American cuisine.

The first thing that popped into my head when I first saw this was, “am I going to attract the ants and cockroaches when I go to sleep with this shit? Because I sleep with my nail polishes on.” And let me stop there because my brain just came up with a handful of really fucked up scenarios that need not be mentioned anywhere.

I like KFC – I grew up with their chicken and loved the sandwiches they served back in my home country. But this? I can’t even. I really can’t.

And that’s it for this week’s The Raised Eyebrow! It’s so fucked up that even I’m at a loss for words.